The Gorge Awards

Greetings all! Today I have been inspired by my friend and fellow blogger, Ashley (@ orwhatever.tumblr.com - check it out). In honor of her creation of the "Gorge Awards", I've decided to create my very own with 3 in each category.... Here goes nothing bitches...

Musical

1) Drake- Who couldn't just LOVE wheelchair Jimmy?! So cute, so Canadian, so awesome... :-)

2) Trey Songz- The voice of the of a God, and now sans braids... the looks of one. Love it!

3) Pharrell Williams- Pharrell is just cool shit. Period.

White Boys That RULE

1) Paul Walker- Whether he's a racer in Fast and the Furious or a douche in Drive Me Crazy. He always does it sexily. 

2) Channing Tatum- So effin' GORGEOUS. Despite some shitty career choices coughStepUpcough, I completely forgive thee.

3) Mark Wahlberg- Marky Mark is the ultimate hottie. Even in his late 30's still hot shit.

 

The ActorswhoIcouldcarelessaboutthereactingonlytheirlooks Gorge

1) Michael Ealy- Barbershop, eh... Halo video LOVES!! Pretty eyes, sexable voice, completely perf.

2) Lance Gross- Totes minstrel show on House of Payne but, can total get with him offscreen :/

3) Michael B. Jordan- Sans braids, the ex-Wallace totes gets it right and tight

The "Whythefuckare you withyourmate" Gorge

1) Justin Timberlake- Justin this category is all for you. Please rid yourself of the 7th Heaven bitch and make me smile again

2) Michael Cera- An asian? Really Michael.... an asian?

3) Chris Brown- So, NO he and Rihanna aren't together but when they were... EWWW! So, I still love youChris. You are TOTES worth the abuse... I guess...

The Import Gorge

1) Idris Elba- Been in love since Stringer Bell in the Wire. Two words: nothings changed...

2) David Beckham- I have never watch one soccer game. Probably never will. But, I have seen a Calvin Klein ad and me likey (wink)..... Yeah, ignore that last skeevy perv sounding comment. :/

3) Colin Farrell- SWATfreakintasic. Love love LOVE this hot Irishman.

The Vintage Gorge

1) Michael Jackson- Love M.J. Completely hot shit with his jerry curl.

2) C. Thomas Howell- I could watch the Outsiders over and over. Marry me, and make me a Greaset ASAP. 

3) James Dean- Rebel Without A Cause. He's hot. Period.

The Lesbianic Gorge

1) Megan Fox- So gorgeous. Can almost "transform" one into a leso. :/

2) Marilyn Monroe- Classically beautiful. Why must the fab die young.

3) Alicia Keys- I love this girl. Type freakin' perfect.

The Athletic Gorge

1) Lebron James- OMG. King James rocks socks. Period.

2) Will Demps- Can't tell you what NFL team he plays for. Can't tell you his stats. Can only tell you that he was in Letoya Luckett's vid & I've been in love ever since.

3) Chris Paul- Those eyes, those skills, that guy. Chris Paul= Love.

The Reality TV Gorge

1) Joey Rozmus (Real World: Cancun)- So, Joey's a little bit of a dick.... or a lot a bit of a dick BUT, it only adds to his epic assholic appeal :-)

2) Phillip Chbeeb (So You Think You Can Dance)- Mad moves, mad cute, mad perfect. Period.

3) Diggy Simmons (Run's House)- Ok, so this last one makes me seem QUITE pedophiliac but, how could Diggy not make you want to be 13 again.