The Hate, The Love & All the Above

1. The Song: Breakup- Mario ft/ Gucci Mane & Sean "The Pen" Garrett
In any other circumstance, a collabo by the likes of Sean Garrett, newly bald Mario & grammatically incorrect Gucci Mane, would be completely unacceptable. For some reason however, this atrocity on paper actually, dare I say... works. Hmm.

2. The Television Show: Real World: Cancun
Though this has the typical reality show setup (built up & let down drama), I actually like it. Maybe its Jonna's creepy eyes, maybe Jasmine's drunken spazz, maybe even Ayiia's self mutilation. Idk. But, this show has got me going (Day26 voice).... ok won't be repeating that again.

3. The Person: Ryan Reynolds
Cute. Funny. Slightly douchtastic swag. I mean does it get any better?! Never even NOTICED his screw-ability until "The Proposal" SWOON. And looking back, can't BELIEVE I was so neglectful to his awesomeness in a fat suit in "Just Friends". Bottom line, he rocks socks and ScarJo is simply not worthy.

4. The Band: Dirty Money
Dirty Money is literally 1/3 washed up rapper/mogul, 1/3 ex-DK/mildly talented singer & 1/3 Estelle's twin that we've never heard of. But, their music is so simply boss. The only precursors to their album can be heard on MTV's "Making His Band". Definitely worth the hour of viewership, just to hear some snippets.


5. The Episode: "Football Player" from The Show: "MADE"
Aside from the half naked gorgeousness of (football player to be) Christian's teammates, the utter awesomeness of this scrawny geek makes this episode of MADE timeless. Even better, he (after a year of public school hell) transferred back to private school by the end of the episode and never actually made it into being a football player. Classic.

6. The Item: LG Vu
Music, tv, notepad, camera.... What can I say? It is my lifeline... oh and did I mention phone? Yeah that too...

7. The Movie: The Orphan
Ok, so this movie is officially the creepiest shit I've ever seen in life! I haven't seen a suspense movie this good in years so I HAD to "give it up to the ghost"..... literally :/

8. The Website: www.overheardinnewyork.com
New Yorkers are dicks! And this websites is filled with tons of their daily dickish anecdotes heard throughout the city in the most random places (i.e. the subway, street corners, etc.) It totally makes me admire their assholic ways.

9. The Hate: Bow Wow

The thought of Bow Wow makes me throw up in my mouth.... repeatedly.... need I say more??

10. The Love: Reality Television

Yeah it's pathetic but, all of this RealWorldRealChanceofLoveRealHousewivesofAtlanta crap is completely enticing... in all of the wrong ways, but what can I say...I'm addicted. And although the only thing "real" about these shows are the titles, I say keep the faux drama coming, Monday-Friday.