This years BET Awards was full of all the absolute foolishness & shenanigans that keeps us coming back every year even though we vow not to. With an opening tribute to M.J. from the reunited New Edition (including Bobby!!) and host Jamie Foxx "Beat-ing It" it was hard not realize early in the game that this award show was heading on a downward spiral. Following their performance (if that's what you call six old guys bouncing around the stage), Tyra "I wannabeOprahsobad" Banks presented Lebron James (<333) with the first award of the night (Best Athlete) & Lil Wayne with the second (Best Male Hip-Hop Artist). In efforts to cut down any excess to honor the King most presenters presented not only one but, TWO awards & most catagories didn't announce the nominees but, the winners only. And as expected nearly EVERYONE was thanking M.J. before they even thanked God or their own damn mamas. The rest of the night was filled with mediocre tributes, the most "slit my wrist" type Beyonce performance, the longest O'Jays lifetime achievement dedication of life, an unfortunate semi-pedophilia incident during the Drake & Lil Wayne performance of "Every Girl" & a skit from the film "Baby Boy" that still has me scratching my head.... :/ The savior of it all however, was an emotional Janet Jackson coming out to speak on behalf of her family, leaving the entire audience teary-eyed. Couldn't help but notice the abscence of the former Chrihanna, which REALLY puzzled me as far as the Chris Breezy-less M.J.
BTW, Here's my "Best of the Best & Worst of the Rest" List: Best Dressed Girl: Alicia Keys "Ignoring the pimple on her nose who decided it wanted to see the MJ tribute too, she looked pretty damn fab!"
Worst Dressed: Amerie "Hi-de-ous!... I've seen more live looking corpses"
Best Dressed Guy: "Lebron James "This man could put on a potato sack & STILL look good! (Thank God he didn't though... I'm not that damn generous)"
Worst Dressed Guy: Day26 "Ok, they just COLLECTIVELY looked stupid... Que is so zesty I can't even take it, Mike plz unbutton that vest before you put my eye and Bryan... let braids go... for all of our sakes. geez. Just too many wrongs."
And for more detailed info feel free to read my tweets which I updated throughout the entire show:
profanity... pedophilia... Don Cornelius... and Janet Jackson... only @BETAwards ... It's a wrap tweets!about 20 hours ago from web- @BETAwards thank God the show ran overtime or this shit would've REALLY sucked! R.I.P M.J.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMG it's JANET!!!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMG why is Lil Wayne & Drake supporting teen prostitution... WTF?! What is happening?!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Damn is Drake the REAL wheelchair Jimmy? I thought it was just for Degrassi?! :/about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Gotta Love Wheelchair Jimmy! :-)about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards = Worst Michael Jackson Tribute Ever!!! I saw better shit on MTV!!!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Maxwell better get a damn broom... Who he think cleaning that shit up?!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards I am officially snoring...about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Jamie Foxx is such a jamaican! Music/comedy tour... ghetto shit I tell you... ghetto shit...about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Aww of the night: Jay-Z & Beyonce! :-)about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards what is with the "Baby Boy" shoutouts?! Did John Singleton die?! Oh no, it was Michael Jackson... smdhabout 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards The Definition of Ghetto: Tameka "Tiny" Cottle... Also, this is the closest Tiny will come to ever winning an award...about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards LMFAO Yvette & Jodie!!!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards did anyone forget that Jamie Foxx was the host? Did he get fired mid-show? This ghetto shit... I wouldn't even be surprised...about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards This is killing me.. After they've been cramping this whole show together, they decide to show 2 damn events within the last hourabout 21 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMFG! I mean I know Debra Lee is the CEO & all but, does she really have to talk every damn year?!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards When the hell did we forget about the damn M.J. tribute!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards oh lord T-Pain is hitting the stage soon?! This show is going from bad to worse... K I L L M E N O W!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Eddie Levert, what does getting a damn hit record have to do with Obama becoming prez?! That bad segweg topped the Bey & Jay one!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OH SNAP! Eddie Levert just said SHIT!!! OMG, only on the black awards show!! lmfao!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards DAMN! You know its bad when the RECIPIENT acknowledges that the presenter took too long! lmfao!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Trey Songz's is so much damn FINER with his hair cut... Whew!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OH LORD!! TEVIN CAMPBELL!! He is not singing "Can We Talk" anymore!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Don Cornelius is sounding TOO much like Ben Stein on the "Clear Eyes" commerical... zzz....zzz...about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards DUDE! Don Cornelius is still alive?!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards I'm thinking Mike from Day26 might wanna unbutton that vest before he puts the camera lens out! :/about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards mom says Monica is dirty b/c "she just had that on when she performed!" Lmao that's considered dirty b/c I thought the same thingabout 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards FINALLY! Headline: Jay-Z Gets A Much Needed Hair Cut!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMG that was the dumbest Jay-Z/Beyonce segweg ever!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards damn Bey, I know you mourning but, you could've stepped your look up girl...about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Ari Gold is @ the damn BET Awards! He is so effin' G! <333about 22 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- everybody needs to STOP with M.J. jackets... its been 3 days & its already getting old... they can't rock it like Mike if they tried!about 23 hours ago from web
- @BETAwards ATL Housewives = Hoodrats w/ money... smdhabout 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- funniest joke ever: @itsthereal: DRAKE WASN'T STANDING FOR BEL BIV DEVOE! IS HE BACK IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?! (lmao, Wheelchair Jimmy!!)about 23 hours ago from web
- lmfao @ my mom re-inacting the Poison dance...about 23 hours ago from web
- @BETAwards to many cigs Aaron Hall.... Too many damn cigs.... smdhabout 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OH SHIT! Where did they dig Keith Sweat up from?!about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards why does Fabolous always sound like he needs to blow his damn nose??about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards They played the right song for Taraji! She is such a diva! Love her! <333about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMG!!! You know the awards show is GHETTO when the presenter goes to the bathroom right before she presents!!about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Mary Mary is the jiggiest gospel act since Kirk Franklin!!about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- why does the way Tiny says "um hmm" in the "Tiny & Toya" promo comercial bother me so much? hmm...about 23 hours ago from web
- @BETAwards I never thought I'd say this about Beyonce but, thank god that is OVER!about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Beyonce is boring the life of me... I didn't know I was @ a catholic funeral?about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards LOVE Ne-Yo & Tenille... so cute! <333about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards T-Pain looks like a god damn fool!!about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards I am giving myself the finger gun to my head because Souljatell'em is performing... Let me know when its back to the M.J. tributeabout 24 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @cthagod prime example of some negro who has never had anything...about 24 hours ago from web in reply to cthagod
- @BETAwards SOO glad to see Travis Barker doing better post-plane crash! :-)about 24 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMG Joe Jackson is there!! R.I.P M.J.about 24 hours ago from web in reply to BETAwards
- the power of Michael Jackson is awesome.... This man is STILL putting on a show & he isn't even here anymore... R.I.P M.J.about 24 hours ago from web
- @BETAwards I LOVE LEBRON!!8:20 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards Jamie Foxx = best BET Awards host ever!8:18 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to BETAwards
- @BETAwards OMGees!!! Jamie is KILLING this "Beat It" tribute!!8:11 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to BETAwards
- Diddy is such a jerk!! I LOVE IT!!! lmao8:01 PM Jun 28th from web
- ok who are these people doing the damn "jerk" on the BET Awards preshow?? Please sit down... like now...7:14 PM Jun 28th from web
- watching the BET Awards Pre-Show... SOOO excited for the Michael Jackson tribute...6:47 PM Jun 28th from web
bahaahahahahahaha lol
ReplyDelete1. totes noticed that pimple on Alicia's nose
2. that ojs tribute was the longest fuckin shit i've ever sat through in my life. (tevin campbell?! <3 lol) i mean...it was longer than the MJ tribute(s)...smh
3. beyonce was fuckin trippin
4. day26 does look collectively stupid...que is absolutely fuckin gay
5. new editions performance was embsrassing as hell...never do that again
6. oh also that "Baby Boy" skit was fuckin awkward...and did you notice how Taraji shut it down at the end? lol...
7. and yes!! where was crihanna?! i mean...chris should've done some MJ half stepping or some shit...wife beater or not ( i heard jay-z like paid BET to keep him from performing or sum psycho shit)
weird. BET was fuckin trippin this year...or...every year...but anyway...felt i had to comment cuz this post was heelarious