Monday, June 29, 2009

2009 BET Awards: The Fabulousness & Foolishness

       
      
       
                           

This years BET Awards was full of all the absolute foolishness & shenanigans that keeps us coming back every year even though we vow not to. With an opening tribute to M.J. from the reunited New Edition (including Bobby!!) and host Jamie Foxx "Beat-ing It" it was hard not realize early in the game that this award show was heading on a downward spiral. Following their performance (if that's what you call six old guys bouncing around the stage), Tyra "I wannabeOprahsobad" Banks presented Lebron James (<333) with the first award of the night (Best Athlete) & Lil Wayne with the second (Best Male Hip-Hop Artist). In efforts to cut down any excess to honor the King most presenters presented not only one but, TWO awards & most catagories didn't announce the nominees but, the winners only. And as expected nearly EVERYONE was thanking M.J. before they even thanked God or their own damn mamas. The rest of the night was filled with mediocre tributes, the most "slit my wrist" type Beyonce performance, the longest O'Jays lifetime achievement dedication of life, an unfortunate semi-pedophilia incident during the Drake & Lil Wayne performance of "Every Girl" & a skit from the film "Baby Boy" that still has me scratching my head.... :/ The savior of it all however, was an emotional Janet Jackson coming out to speak on behalf of her family, leaving the entire audience teary-eyed. Couldn't help but notice the abscence of the former Chrihanna, which REALLY puzzled me as far as the Chris Breezy-less M.J.



BTW, Here's my "Best of the Best & Worst of the Rest" List: Best Dressed Girl: Alicia Keys "Ignoring the pimple on her nose who decided it wanted to see the MJ tribute too, she looked pretty damn fab!"

Worst Dressed: Amerie "Hi-de-ous!... I've seen more live looking corpses"

Best Dressed Guy: "Lebron James "This man could put on a potato sack & STILL look good! (Thank God he didn't though... I'm not that damn generous)"

Worst Dressed Guy: Day26 "Ok, they just COLLECTIVELY looked stupid... Que is so zesty I can't even take it, Mike plz unbutton that vest before you put my eye and Bryan... let braids go... for all of our sakes. geez. Just too many wrongs."

And for more detailed info feel free to read my tweets which I updated throughout the entire show:

  1. Icon_lockprofanity... pedophilia... Don Cornelius... and Janet Jackson... only @BETAwards ... It's a wrap tweets!
  2. Icon_lock@BETAwards thank God the show ran overtime or this shit would've REALLY sucked! R.I.P M.J.
  3. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMG it's JANET!!!
  4. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMG why is Lil Wayne & Drake supporting teen prostitution... WTF?! What is happening?!
  5. Icon_lock@BETAwards Damn is Drake the REAL wheelchair Jimmy? I thought it was just for Degrassi?! :/
  6. Icon_lock@BETAwards Gotta Love Wheelchair Jimmy! :-)
  7. Icon_lock@BETAwards = Worst Michael Jackson Tribute Ever!!! I saw better shit on MTV!!!
  8. Icon_lock@BETAwards Maxwell better get a damn broom... Who he think cleaning that shit up?!
  9. Icon_lock@BETAwards I am officially snoring...
  10. Icon_lock@BETAwards Jamie Foxx is such a jamaican! Music/comedy tour... ghetto shit I tell you... ghetto shit...
  11. Icon_lock@BETAwards Aww of the night: Jay-Z & Beyonce! :-)
  12. Icon_lock@BETAwards what is with the "Baby Boy" shoutouts?! Did John Singleton die?! Oh no, it was Michael Jackson... smdh
  13. Icon_lock@BETAwards The Definition of Ghetto: Tameka "Tiny" Cottle... Also, this is the closest Tiny will come to ever winning an award...
  14. Icon_lock@BETAwards LMFAO Yvette & Jodie!!!
  15. Icon_lock@BETAwards did anyone forget that Jamie Foxx was the host? Did he get fired mid-show? This ghetto shit... I wouldn't even be surprised...
  16. Icon_lock@BETAwards This is killing me.. After they've been cramping this whole show together, they decide to show 2 damn events within the last hour
  17. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMFG! I mean I know Debra Lee is the CEO & all but, does she really have to talk every damn year?!
  18. Icon_lock@BETAwards When the hell did we forget about the damn M.J. tribute!
  19. Icon_lock@BETAwards oh lord T-Pain is hitting the stage soon?! This show is going from bad to worse... K I L L M E N O W!
  20. Icon_lock@BETAwards Eddie Levert, what does getting a damn hit record have to do with Obama becoming prez?! That bad segweg topped the Bey & Jay one!
  21. Icon_lock@BETAwards OH SNAP! Eddie Levert just said SHIT!!! OMG, only on the black awards show!! lmfao!
  22. Icon_lock@BETAwards DAMN! You know its bad when the RECIPIENT acknowledges that the presenter took too long! lmfao!
  23. Icon_lock@BETAwards Trey Songz's is so much damn FINER with his hair cut... Whew!
  24. Icon_lock@BETAwards OH LORD!! TEVIN CAMPBELL!! He is not singing "Can We Talk" anymore!
  25. Icon_lock@BETAwards Don Cornelius is sounding TOO much like Ben Stein on the "Clear Eyes" commerical... zzz....zzz...
  26. Icon_lock@BETAwards DUDE! Don Cornelius is still alive?!
  27. Icon_lock@BETAwards I'm thinking Mike from Day26 might wanna unbutton that vest before he puts the camera lens out! :/
  28. Icon_lock@BETAwards mom says Monica is dirty b/c "she just had that on when she performed!" Lmao that's considered dirty b/c I thought the same thing
  29. Icon_lock@BETAwards FINALLY! Headline: Jay-Z Gets A Much Needed Hair Cut!
  30. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMG that was the dumbest Jay-Z/Beyonce segweg ever!
  31. Icon_lock@BETAwards damn Bey, I know you mourning but, you could've stepped your look up girl...
  32. Icon_lock@BETAwards Ari Gold is @ the damn BET Awards! He is so effin' G! <333
  33. Icon_lockeverybody needs to STOP with M.J. jackets... its been 3 days & its already getting old... they can't rock it like Mike if they tried!
  34. Icon_lock@BETAwards ATL Housewives = Hoodrats w/ money... smdh
  35. Icon_lockfunniest joke ever: @itsthereal: DRAKE WASN'T STANDING FOR BEL BIV DEVOE! IS HE BACK IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?! (lmao, Wheelchair Jimmy!!)
  36. Icon_locklmfao @ my mom re-inacting the Poison dance...
  37. Icon_lock@BETAwards to many cigs Aaron Hall.... Too many damn cigs.... smdh
  38. Icon_lock@BETAwards OH SHIT! Where did they dig Keith Sweat up from?!
  39. Icon_lock@BETAwards why does Fabolous always sound like he needs to blow his damn nose??
  40. Icon_lock@BETAwards They played the right song for Taraji! She is such a diva! Love her! <333
  41. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMG!!! You know the awards show is GHETTO when the presenter goes to the bathroom right before she presents!!
  42. Icon_lock@BETAwards Mary Mary is the jiggiest gospel act since Kirk Franklin!!
  43. Icon_lockwhy does the way Tiny says "um hmm" in the "Tiny & Toya" promo comercial bother me so much? hmm...
  44. Icon_lock@BETAwards I never thought I'd say this about Beyonce but, thank god that is OVER!
  45. Icon_lock@BETAwards Beyonce is boring the life of me... I didn't know I was @ a catholic funeral?
  46. Icon_lock@BETAwards LOVE Ne-Yo & Tenille... so cute! <333
  47. Icon_lock@BETAwards T-Pain looks like a god damn fool!!
  48. Icon_lock@BETAwards I am giving myself the finger gun to my head because Souljatell'em is performing... Let me know when its back to the M.J. tribute
  49. Icon_lock@cthagod prime example of some negro who has never had anything...
  50. Icon_lock@BETAwards SOO glad to see Travis Barker doing better post-plane crash! :-)
  51. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMG Joe Jackson is there!! R.I.P M.J.
  52. Icon_lockthe power of Michael Jackson is awesome.... This man is STILL putting on a show & he isn't even here anymore... R.I.P M.J.
  53. Icon_lock@BETAwards I LOVE LEBRON!!
  54. Icon_lock@BETAwards Jamie Foxx = best BET Awards host ever!
  55. Icon_lock@BETAwards OMGees!!! Jamie is KILLING this "Beat It" tribute!!
  56. Icon_lockDiddy is such a jerk!! I LOVE IT!!! lmao
  57. Icon_lockok who are these people doing the damn "jerk" on the BET Awards preshow?? Please sit down... like now...
  58. Icon_lockwatching the BET Awards Pre-Show... SOOO excited for the Michael Jackson tribute...